Shrek the Third (2007)
Antonio Banderas: Puss in Boots
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Quotes
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Shrek : I can't believe I'm going to be a father. How did this happened?
Puss in Boots : Allow me to explain. When a man falls in love with a woman, he is overcome with powerful urges...
Shrek : I know how it happened! I just can't believe it.
Donkey : [to Puss] How does it happen?
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Puss in Boots : How can you be a reciever of the wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of the underpants?
Donkey : Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.
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Puss in Boots : [after switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.
Donkey : Oh, you'll learn to control that!
[Snickers]
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Puss in Boots : If he were real, could I do this?
[Digs claws into Shrek's leg, Shrek tries to hold in his pain]
Shrek : Ah! Oww!
Donkey : Or this?
[Kicks Shrek's other leg, Shrek moans]
Shrek : If it were real, that would have been agonizingly painful.
Donkey : Now watch this!
Shrek : [Restrains Donkey and Puss] That's quite enough, boys!
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Donkey : [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick!
Puss in Boots : At least you don't look like a bloated roadside piñata. You really need to go on a diet.
Donkey : And you really need to get yourself a pair of pants! I feel all exposed and nasty!
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Puss in Boots : [after Shrek throws Donkey out the door] Some people just don't understand boundaries.
[Shrek then throws Puss out. Puss does his cat screech, then the eyes]
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Puss in Boots : [Puss says to Shrek as the ship leaves] Well my friend, you are royally...
[loud horn blast]
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Puss in Boots : [talking to a female kitten] It's out of my hands, senorita. The winds of fate have blown on my destiny. But I will never forget you. You are the love of my life.
Female kitty cat : Meeaow.
Puss in Boots : [to several kitty cats] As are you... And, uh, you... And, oops, you... And I... err... I don't know you but I'd like to.
A bunch of female kitty cats : Meeaow.
Puss in Boots : I gotta go!
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Puss in Boots : The Frog King is dead.
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Puss in Boots : I don't know you, but I'd like to.
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Artie : Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
Puss in Boots : That information is on a need to know basis.
Donkey : It's top secret. Hushity-hush.
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Puss in Boots : We've got to save her!
Donkey : But she's so far, far away!
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Puss in Boots : Okay, peoples. This isn't a rehearsal. Let's see some hustle!
Donkey : Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
