- Silverman: AH-64 the Apache, that's the shizzy my nizzy! Yo!
- Devereux: Philly, news flash. You are not now, nor have you ever, been black.
- Silverman: A word? Black-ness is a state of mind my brother.
- Mendez: Lock it up soldiers, there's only one color in this army... green
- Picoli: Uh, Brown.
- Mendez: Brown? Brown what?
- Picoli: Not that I'd ever contradict you but right about now the army's color is all brown.
- Ota: They shit brown, yo.
- Platoon Leader: Al-Afad is hunkered down in his palace like a virgin on prom night, and guess who gets to go and pop that cherry!
- Williams: [after observing two Zekistan rebels attempting to fight a tank while standing in the open] That's not balls, that's stupidity