Born to Be Mild Starring Rita Rudner (1990 TV Special)
Rita Rudner: Self
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Quotes
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Rita Rudner : What is cream of tartar? I hope it's not what I think it is.
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Rita Rudner : My dad refuses to buy new clothes until he loses the weight, so he still sits around in his Cub Scout uniform.
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Rita Rudner : I've spent many sleepless nights worried about baking soda. It puts out fire, you can brush your teeth with it, it's a deodorant. Is it Sybil?
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Rita Rudner : My husband tried to discourage me from buying a dress. I told him I wanted it; he said 'Okay, go ahead - it looks like something my old girlfriend would've liked.' I bought it so she couldn't have it.
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Rita Rudner : I got a slow cooker, and I'm cooking a dinner for the year 2000.
