- Rita Rudner: My dad refuses to buy new clothes until he loses the weight, so he still sits around in his Cub Scout uniform.
- Rita Rudner: I've spent many sleepless nights worried about baking soda. It puts out fire, you can brush your teeth with it, it's a deodorant. Is it Sybil?
- Rita Rudner: My husband tried to discourage me from buying a dress. I told him I wanted it; he said 'Okay, go ahead - it looks like something my old girlfriend would've liked.' I bought it so she couldn't have it.