- [subtitled version]
- Tien: Excuse me?
- Taipei plumber: I'm here to fix the toilet.
- [strips off his shirt]
- [subtitled version]
- Tien: You see... even love can pass away.
- Bai Tieh-nan: But... we can run after it.
- Tien: Run?
- Bai Tieh-nan: And chase it back.
- Tien: My feet are tired.
- Bai Tieh-nan: I'll carry you.
- Alan: Tien doesn't know our plan, right?
- Yu: Don't worry, I rented three DVDs for him to watch and kill time.
- C.C.: They won't provoke him?
- Yu: Don't worry, they're all safe movies. The Ring, Bride of Chucky, and Freddy vs. Jason. Nothing to do with love.
- Alan: Aren't these movies too scary?
- Yu: Nothing's scarier than heartbreak! Just my opinion.
- [cut to Tien watching scary movies and freaking out]
- Alan: Nothing can go wrong, right?
- Yu: Unless Jason falls in love with Freddy.