Big Momma's House 2 (2006)

Martin Lawrence: Malcolm, Big Momma

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Quotes 

• Big Momma : This is a family beach, not Chippendales.

• Oshima : I'm, uh, going to have to wand you.

  Big Momma : Wand me? Well, wand on. Find what you're looking for?

  [wand squeaking] 

  Big Momma : Tha-That's underwire.

  Oshima : Yeah.

  Big Momma : Keeping these fun bags off the floor is a full-time job.

• Malcolm : [to Andrew]  Boy you are 2 kinds of crazy.

• Big Momma : Ooh! We got a gusher! Oh, my goodness! Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pig's feet.

  Fuller's Secretary, Lucy : You're going to change his diaper right here?

  Big Momma : Uh, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? I just hope your hard drives are backed up.

  Fuller's Secretary, Lucy : Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office.

• Big Momma : Boy, you must be stuck on stupid!

• Big Momma : I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma everybody calls me Big Momma.

• Leah Fuller : If you'd checked the schedule you would've seen that Carrie had a violin lesson, and Andrew had tutoring.

  Malcolm : Tutoring? He's only 2 years old.

• Big Momma : What do we want Mrs. Fuller?

  Leah Fuller : Umm... more butt?

• Big Momma : [after giving Poncho tequila]  Go on and get your tilt on.

• [last lines] 

  Malcolm : You never know when Big Momma might show up again!

• Big Momma : Girl, you got a mean streak in you, and God don't like ugly.

• Sherri : Malcolm, all the talks we had about having the baby and how it was going to change things. You promised me you were up for this.

  Malcolm : Yeah baby, but to be fair, you were naked when most of those promises were made.