Cast (in credits order)
| Dave Brockie | ... | Oderus Urungus | |
| Beefcake the Mighty | ... | Beefcake the Mighty (as Michael Bishop) | |
| Jizmak the Gusha | ... | Jizmack Da Gusha (as Brad Roberts) | |
| Balsac the Jaws of Death | ... | Balsac the Jaws of Death (as Mike Derks) | |
| Flattus Maximus | ... | Self (as Tim Harris) | |
| Sexecutioner | ... | Sexecutinoer (as Chuck Vargon) | |
| Slymenstra Hymen | ... | Slymenstra Hymen (as Danielle Stampe) | |
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Bob Gorman | ... | Slave |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Don Drakulich | ... | Sleazy P. Martini (as Sleazy P. Martini) | |
| Gwar | ... | Themselves | |
| Hunter Jackson | ... | Slave | |
