Wake Up, Ron Burgundy (2004 Video)

Paul Rudd: Brian Fantana

Quotes 

• Brian Fantana : I thought for sure he was gay.

  Champ Kind : He's gay alright. I made out with him at the Christmas party.

  Brian Fantana : What?

  Champ Kind : Nothing.

• [Ron, Brian, Champ and Brick drive to the observatory] 

  Champ Kind : I love you, Ron.

  [pause] 

  Champ Kind : I said I love you, Ron.

  [pause] 

  Champ Kind : Why is everyone ignoring me? I love you, Ron! And I think we should adopt a child together in Vermont! Answer me!

  Ron Burgundy : Um... so... uh... the... the car's running great.

  Brian Fantana : Hm? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...

  Ron Burgundy : Take it for a tune-up?

  Brian Fantana : Yeah.

  Ron Burgundy : Uh-huh.

  Brian Fantana : Changed the oil...

  Ron Burgundy : Good!

  Brian Fantana : And, uh...

  Champ Kind : [shouts]  Answer me! Ron! Ron, I know you heard me. I love you... and I want to be with you... like men. I want to be inside you. I want you inside me.

  Brian Fantana : All right, anybody's up for the radio?

  Ron Burgundy : I would love to hear the radio.

  Brick Tamland : Yeah.

  Champ Kind : [shouts]  No radio! I have something to say to Ron! You know I've had feelings for you for a long time! We'd be good together, Ron, I-I-I'm a good cook. Uh... do you like your feet rubbed? I'll bet you do. I'll-I'll rub 'em, and, uh, maybe we could get married in a ceremony presided over by Roger Staubach - I already called him last week, I hope that's okay with you.

  Ron Burgundy : Mexican food on me?

  Brian Fantana : Hey, that sounds good.

  Brick Tamland : Yeah, burrito!

  Ron Burgundy : Okay.

  Champ Kind : Say it! Say "Champ Burgundy," say it!

  Brick Tamland : Tostada!

  Ron Burgundy : Uh, tostadas would be great!

  Champ Kind : [shouts]  I am in love with Ron Burgundy! I'm always thinking about you, Ron! I have dream journals about you - filled pages! When I make love to women, I close my eyes and think of you when I finish! Ron Burgundy is in love with me!

  [sings] 

  Champ Kind : "Ron Burgundy and Champion Kind, oh, let's... be so beautiful together, running in the grass, in the summer and the fall, and winter time too..."

• Brian Fantana : Come on guys, don't eat me! Eat Brick! He won't even care. Right Brick?

  Brick Tamland : Oh yeah, that's fine.

• [Ron, Brian, Champ, and Brick are all laughing heavily over a joke Champ Kind has made] 

  Ron Burgundy : An astute observation lead to laughter!

  Ron Burgundy : We are laughing!

  [Everyone continues to laugh] 

  Ron Burgundy : And it is continuing...

  [They laugh less] 

  Ron Burgundy : And it is slowing down, but there is still a good spirit!

  Ron Burgundy : And it is slowly getting less.

  Brian Fantana : We got it Ron...

  [Champ let's out a giggle] 

  Ron Burgundy : There's a little chuckle.

  Ron Burgundy : And... it's done.

  Brian Fantana : You really wreck moments when you do that Ron.