Thank You for Smoking (2005)

Adam Brody: Jack

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Quotes 

• Jack : I'm going to impale your mom on a spike and feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis.

  Brad : Ha, you got me!

  Jack : [to Nick and Joey Naylor]  Inside joke.

• Jack : [In Elevator]  Did you hear that?

  Nick Naylor : [pause]  No.

  Jack : Exactly.

• Jack : As you can see, Jeff just loves... Asian shit.

• Jack : Alright come here, this is my favourite part. That one right there...

  [points in pool of fish] 

  Jack : It's 7000 dollars.

  Nick Naylor : 7000 for a fish?

  Jack : Yep, kinda makes you wanna stop eating sushi, but I guess you kinda have to.

  Jack : See that big white one right there?

  [points again] 

  Jack : Swear to you, 12000, gift from Oprah.

• [From trailer] 

  Jack : Okay, I'm gonna bring your dad in now. Is there anything I can get you, like an orange juice, or a coffee, or a Red Bull?

  Joey Naylor : No, thanks.

  Jack : Okay.

  [High fives Joey] 

• Jack : That sand's not gonna rake itself, Hiroshi.

• Jeff Megall : Oh, stop. Next thing I know, he'll be telling you what position I used to play for the Bruins.

  Jack : Quarterback.