- Pops: [after Calvin suddenly walks into the living room] Hey man, you can't be just popping up like that without warning! For a moment I thought you were Chucky.Bout to... put you in a choke hold!
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- Calvin: [while doing pull-ups] One, two, three, three, three... Yo, what comes after three?
- Darryl: You suck you suck you suck!
- Hockey Player: Shut It You Loosers You Wanna go at me come on down here come and play with the big boy!
- Darryl: Your Bully your Bully man!
- Hockey Player: I thought so you princess come on you!
- Darryl: Pick on Somebody Your Own Side!
- Hockey Player: Come on down here then! And Calvin Throws Cup Of Ice At Him
- Hockey Player: Who Did That? Everybody Pointing And Blaming Darryl
- Hockey Player: You your dead!
- Darryl: I I!
- Hockey Player: Screams
- Darryl: Now he's gonna kill me!
- Hockey Player: Get out of my way your mine!
- Darryl: It wasn't me it was the baby!
- Calvin: Hockey Fight!
- Hockey Player: It's got my ear get this baby off of me!
- Darryl: Hey hey!
- Calvin: Is that all you got!
- Hockey Player: Argh!