- Al Shaw: Jack asked Jill to go up the hill to fetch a pail of water. But Pa said nix, I'm wise to those tricks, You can't pull that on my daughter.
- Sam Lee: You know father has two jobs offered to him. One for nine dollars a week and one for sixteen dollars a week. And he didn't know which job to take.
- Al Shaw: What did he do?
- Sam Lee: Well, he took the nine dollar a week job; because, he figured if he'd get sick and he can't work, he wouldn't be losing as much money as he would be on the sixteen dollar a week job.