Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Juman Malouf: Agnes
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Quotes
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Beaver's Son : [lays down a box of supplies during a Science lab class] Why's your cousin such a wet sandwich?
Kristofferson : I beg your pardon?
Beaver's Son : What's that mean?
Kristofferson : That means that I don't understand what you just said. A wet sandwich?
Beaver's Son : Yeah! A wet sandwich. He's too short, he dresses like a girl, he's
[makes a motion with his hands]
Beaver's Son : different.
Kristofferson : Are you a bully? You're starting to sound like a bully.
Beaver's Son : Watch this.
[he takes a spoonful of yellow powder and drops it into the bubbling liquid over a Bunsen burner; it explodes and covers both of them in the yellow substance]
Kristofferson : That's... you just destroyed the whole experiment. We'd better extinguish this magnesium.
[they raise their safety goggles]
Kristofferson : Stand back.
[Kris sprays the fire with an extinguisher]
Agnes : [watching from a few feet away] Wow.
Kristofferson : [whistles] Whew!
Agnes : [to Kris] Hmm. I like your ears.
[gestures to her own]
Kristofferson : M... Mine?
Agnes : Mmhmm.
Kristofferson : Thank you! I like your... spots.
Agnes : Really? I used to cover them up, but, you know...
Ash : Ugh.
[scoffs]
Agnes : Hmm?
Ash : You're supposed to be *my* lab partner.
Agnes : I am!
Ash : No you're not. You're disloyal.
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Ash : [points to a sign Agnes carries] What's that stand for?
Agnes : Huh? It's for, uh, it's for pep... pep.
Ash : It's a K.
Coach Skip : [runs into frame, grabs a bottle from the cooler; to players] Come on, now! Look alive!
[to score-keeper]
Coach Skip : 'Atta boy.
[runs out of frame]
Agnes : [to Ash, about Kristofferson] We're going steady.
[Ash exclaims angrily]
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Mr. Fox : Alright, let's start planning. Who knows shorthand?
[Linda raises her hand]
Mr. Fox : Great! Linda! Lutra Lutra - you got some dry paper?
[she holds up some paper]
Mr. Fox : Here we go. Mole! Talpa Europea! What d'you got?
Mole : I can see in the dark.
Mr. Fox : That's incredible! We can use that! Linda?
Linda Otter : Got it.
Mr. Fox : Rabbit! Oryctolagus Cuniculus!
Rabbit : I'm fast.
Mr. Fox : You bet you are. Linda?
Linda Otter : Got it.
Mr. Fox : Beaver! Castor Fiber!
Beaver : I can chew through wood.
Mr. Fox : Amazing! Linda!
Linda Otter : Got it.
Mr. Fox : Badger! Meles Meles!
Badger : Demolitions expert.
Mr. Fox : What? Since when?
Badger : Explosions! Flames! Burning things!
Mr. Fox : Demolitions expert! OK! Linda?
Linda Otter : Got it.
Mr. Fox : [grabs Weasel] WEASEL! MUSTELA NIVALIS!
Weasel : Stop yelling!
Mr. Fox : Ha! Ha-ha! Whoo! Okay. Ash, you and Agnes team up with these little kids and form some KP unit to keep this sewer clean. It's good for morale.
Ash : Done.
[turns to Agnes]
Ash : What's KP?
Agnes : I think it means janitors.
[Ash spits]
Field Mouse : Hey-hey! I wanna go with you! I wanna fight!
Mr. Fox : Good, fabulous! Microtus pennsylvanicus!
[the field mouse laughs]