The Aristocrats (2005)

Trey Parker: Cartman, Stan

Quotes 

• Cartman : You guys want to hear a funny joke my grandpa told me?

  Kyle : No.

• Kyle : [after Cartman finishes the joke]  I don't get it.

  Cartman : [pauses]  Neither do I.

• Kyle : I don't get it.

  Cartman : ...Neither do I.

• Kyle : Cart-, Cart-, Cartman, I don't want to...

  Cartman : [cutting off Kyle]  Kyle! Will you hold on, please.