The Aristocrats (2005)

Otto Petersen: Self, George

Quotes 

• Otto Peterson : My son comes out, I shoot him in the head, and then I FUCK the bullet hole! And then my daughter comes on stage. She's a real sexy nine-year-old. I hit her with an ax handle, burn her cunt with a curling iron, put a fish hook through my cock, fuck her, kill her, and take a shit on her dead body!

• Otto Peterson : [talking through his ventriloquist's dummy]  Have you ever noticed that when you kick your girlfriend in the CUNT she calls the cops?