Love, Ludlow (2005)

Alicia Goranson: Myra

Quotes 

• Ludlow : Do you love him?

  Myra : Lud, we've only had one date

  [pause] 

  Myra : and two fights.

• Carol : Hey... I went out with that guy Eddie in Legal. It was a total waste.

  Myra : Why is that?

  Carol : Well, look at him: he's totally cute and all, but he lives with his mom.

  Myra : So?

  Carol : "So?" I mean, come on! It's kinda' hard to get bumpin' uglies with his mom in the room next to you, huh?

  Myra : And what's wrong with your place?

  Carol : I live with my mom.

• Reggie : [Annoyed that he can't get Myra to smile]  I've heard that it takes more muscles to smile than frown.

  Myra : [sarcasm]  That's how I work out.

• Reggie : Uh, Myra, uh, heh, Myra... how 'bout lunch today?

  Myra : [sarcastic rebuff]  I have lunch every day!

  Storkelson : [Amused]  My man, that was a Class 'A' burn.

  Storkelson : [Mimicking Myra with a silly voice]  "I have lunch every day!"

  Storkelson : [laughing]  She's a bitch, but she's got some good lines!

• Reggie : I wanted to go out with you, Myra Smuldanski, because I wanted to go out with YOU. You're attractive. And extremely witty, and very sharp. And you have a strength and a drive that I've never seen in anyone.

  Myra : [sarcasm]  Are you shopping for a girl, or a GEO 'Metro?'