Freddy vs Ghostbusters (2004)

Tim Johnson: Ed Spengler

Quotes 

• Neil Anderson : [looking with disgust at the Ghostbusters uniform Ed has given him]  Why do I get the messed- up uniform?

  Ed Spengler : They're hand-me-downs.

  Neil Anderson : So? Why do I get the hand-me-down that looks like a ghost wiped his ass with it?

  Ed Spengler : It's ectoplasm.

  Neil Anderson : [confused]  Eck, Ecto...

  Ed Spengler : Slime. And probably a little bit of marshmallow.

  Neil Anderson : [very softly, to himself]  Marshmallow?

• Neil Anderson : [looks at proton packs]  You can't be serious.

  Ed Spengler : I'm always serious.

• Neil Anderson : What kind of experiments are you here for anyway?

  Eugene O'Fitzpatrick : Paranormal investigations. He thinks he's Fox Mulder or something.

  Neil Anderson : Oh, for God's sake, Ed! You're not following in the footsteps of your crazy uncle with all that ghost busting nonsense!

  Ed Spengler : Maybe I am...

  Eugene O'Fitzpatrick : Well, I know one thing... those proton packs... they're hella cool.

• Ed Spengler : The readings I'm getting on this are off the charts. If the neuro-psychokinetic energy is constant, this demon of yours may be invincible.

  Neil Anderson : No, no no no no. There's got to be a way to stop him.

  Eugene O'Fitzpatrick : I GOT IT! Maybe we could shoot 'em in the face!

  [He gets a bunch of blank looks] 

  Eugene O'Fitzpatrick : It'd kill me.