The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Drew Carey (1998 TV Special)
Jeffrey Ross: Self
Quotes
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Jeffrey Ross : Ladies and gentlemen, Drew Carey is to comedy what Mariah Carey is to comedy.
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Jeffrey Ross : Look at this: Abe Vigoda, Freddy Roman, Alan King... I've seen younger faces on cash.
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Jeffrey Ross : [on Alan King] A man who's been doing comedy so long, he lost to Mark Twain on "Star Search"!
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Jeffrey Ross : You're like Barney Rubble and Buddy Holly had a baby and then peed on it.
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Jeffrey Ross : [on Alan King] A man who burst on the scene at the same time as the beatles. Not the band, the lifeform!
