Kaamelott (2004–2009)
Serge Papagalli: Guethenoc, paysan, Guethenoc
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Quotes
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Arthur, roi de Bretagne : We've asked Karadoc to be here because he's an expert on bread.
Guethenoc, peasant : An expert on bread?
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Yes. So, Karadoc? What do you think of this one?
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : It's shit.
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Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Do you know Seigneur Karadoc?
Guethenoc, peasant : Of course. He's the only member of the court who buys paté by the pound. If everyone did that, there'd never be an unhappy peasant again!
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : It's true that from a military point of view, weaponary and military strategy, it's not the best. We can say that.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : I'm not saying anything.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : However, if it concerns food-
Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : There, expert. Prince of the fork, except he eats with his fingers.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : I fear no-one.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Anyway. We've asked him here to taste your bread.
Guethenoc, peasant : I also fear no-one.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : I'll start.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Go ahead.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : Which one?
Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : The classic.
Guethenoc, peasant : Wheat and rye, it's what I sell most of.
[Karadoc tries a piece]
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Well?
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : It's crap.
Guethenoc, peasant : What? This is your expert?
Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : Karadoc, try not to be so categoric.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Try to develop it a bit.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : There's nothing to develop. It's crap that's all. If they served me this in an inn the innkeeper would get a quiche in his face.
Guethenoc, peasant : You who are impartial, sire, you try it.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Oh no, I know this one.
Guethenoc, peasant : Taste it.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Nothing doing.
Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : With paté it's not magic but alone I feel like I'm eating my shoes.