Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Angelina Jolie: Tigress

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Quotes 

• Tigress : Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you. A big, fat, panda, who treats it like a joke.

  [Po makes a sudden funny face] 

  Tigress : Oh that is it!

  [she lunges at Po] 

  Mantis : Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve!

  [Po falls to the ground revealing a lot of needles in his back] 

  Mantis : And may... have also stopped his heart.

• Tigress : [seeing Po bounce down the palace steps]  If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.

  Monkey : But, he will.

  Viper : He's not gonna quit, is he?

  Mantis : He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.

• Tigress : One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.

  Crane : Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.

  Monkey : Or even see his toes.

• Tigress : It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.

  Po : I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. Gonna take a lot more than dew, and universe... juice.

• Po : Hey, guys...

  Tigress : [bowing low before Po]  Master.

  [the rest of the Five follow suit] 

  Po : Master?... Master Shifu!

• Po : [dazed]  What are you pointing at? Oh! Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.

  Oogway : How interesting.

  Tigress : Master, are you pointing at... me?

  Oogway : Him.

  Po : Who?

  [Moves around, Oogway's finger follows him] 

  Oogway : You.

  Po : What?

  Oogway : [Raising Po's arm with his stick]  The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!

  Po : What?

  Tigress , Crane , Monkey , Mantis , Viper : What?

  Shifu : WHAT?

  Mr. Ping : WHAT?

• Shifu : Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.

  Tigress : The panda?

  Shifu : Yes, the panda!

  Tigress : Master, please!

  [pushes chair out] 

  Tigress : Let us stop Tai Lung, this is what you've trained us for!

  Shifu : No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung, it is his!

  [points at Po, then realizes he's not there] 

  Shifu : Where'd he go?

• Tigress : You don't belong here.

  Po : Right, I know. This is your room.

  Tigress : No, I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning.

  [Closes door] 

  Po : [after awkward pause]  Big fan.

• Tai Lung : Where's the Dragon Warrior?

  Tigress : How do you know you're not looking at her?

  Tai Lung : [laughs]  You think I'm a fool? I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you! I heard how he fell from the sky on a ball of fire. That he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen!

  Monkey : Po?

  Tai Lung : So that is his name. Po. At last, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

• Tigress : [referral in Shifu]  This is what you trained me for.