- Hot Rod: Look, Sheriff! Are you gonna help me or not?
- Sheriff Snooker: Just take a step back there, James Dean!
- Hot Rod: It's not James Dean! It's Hot Rod!
- Hot Rod: I'm Hot Rod.
- Sally Sue: Hoo-hoo.
- [laughs]
- Sally Sue: Oh, you must have a hell of an engine! Rrrooo-roo-roo-rroom!
- Hot Rod: I've been told I got a hell of a stick shift, that is correct, darlin'.
- Big Earl: Hey, now you stop hittin' on my woman there, dipshit. That was your name, wasn't it?
- Sally Sue: Oh, honey - he's so cute! Be nice to him! He's so cute! Oh, God! Ohh...