- Steven Greenstreet: What do you think about Michael Moore?
- Darth Vader: I think he is strong with the dark side of the force.
- Alex Caldiero: Is Michael Moore a filmmaker?
- UVSC Student: He makes documentaries.
- Alex Caldiero: Oh, you think so? And a documentary means what to you?
- UVSC Student: It's means an objective view point...
- Alex Caldiero: Really? There's no such thing as an objective view point, my friend! Wake up! Wake up!
- UVSC Student: There's no such thing as an objective view point?
- Alex Caldiero: There's no such thing... I'll say it.
- [Turns to camera lens]
- Alex Caldiero: . There's no such thing as an objective view point! We all see things through filters! Filters!
- Jason Nichols: You don't stop the messanger, you evaluate his message!
- Kay Anderson: This man
- [Michael Moore]
- Kay Anderson: hates who we are, he hates our value and he would like to destroy us.
- Kay Anderson: Free speech works because most of us have the good sense to know when to keep our mouths shut!
- Michael Moore: They wouldn't back down. Others would back down. The students at Utah Valley State wouldn't back down.