RV (2006)

Cheryl Hines: Jamie Munro

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Quotes 

• Jamie Munro : I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone.

  Cassie Munro : What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing.

• Cassie, age 5 : Daddy?

  Bob Munro : Yeah, baby?

  Cassie, age 5 : I'm never gonna get married.

  Bob Munro : Why not? It's not as bad as it looks.

  Cassie, age 5 : Because I always want to live here with you.

  Bob Munro : Well, you know, one day, you're gonna grow up, meet a wonderful guy, and you're gonna get married. But you and I will always be best friends.

  [kisses forehead] 

  Cassie Munro : [Scene switch]  Dad, could you be any more of a dork?

  Bob Munro : Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know?

  Cassie Munro : I know where, I just know one way to get there. And you refuse to go that way.

  Bob Munro : Because it's a stupid way.

  Jamie Munro : You're lost, aren't you?

  Bob Munro : Yes I'm lost, because our daughter doesn't know where her friend's house is. She knows it's next to the house with the fountain.

• Cassie Munro : Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.

  Jamie Munro : What?

  Cassie Munro : Oh, my God, it's your husband.

• Cassie Munro : This is the worst I've ever been treated.

  Jamie Munro : Wait till you get married.

• Bob Munro : So where do you park your hat?

  Travis Gornicke : Behind that wheel there, that's our bus.

  Jamie Munro : Well then how do Moon, Earl and... not Earl go to school?

  Marie Jo Gornicke : Home schooling.

  Bob Munro : This next question may seem personal but how do you...

  Travis Gornicke : Make a living? Well let's see, we got $25,000 when we turned in Mary Jo's stepfather.

  Marie Jo Gornicke : In prison he's getting the help he needs.

• Bob Munro : [after taking a sudden and far swerve to get away from the Gornickes]  Where did you learn to drive like that?

  Jamie Munro : How do you think I get the kids to school on time?

• Bob Munro : Honey, listen. In Hawaii, we'll never see the kids. This way, we both can spend time with them.

  Jamie Munro : [smiles and inhales sharply]  *You* need to spend time with them! I spend nine hours a day with them, and I want Hawaii!

  Bob Munro : All right, we'll go to Hawaii! At Christmas.

• Carl Munro : Does anybody have a vomit bag?

  Jamie Munro : You sick?

  Carl Munro : Big time. Cassie and Earl are making out.

• Bob Munro : [a raccoon has invaded their RV; Bob is trying to muster the family to help him get rid of it]  See what the raccoon is doing? Playing head games. He wants to divide and conquer us. We have to hang together. Stay strong!

  Jamie Munro : [Impassively]  Just get rid of it.

  Bob Munro : Just me?

  Jamie Munro : Yeah.

  Bob Munro : Okay...

  [Meekly heads back into the RV, alone] 

• Bob Munro : Remember when it used to be "Daddy's home"? Now nothing. We watch TV in four separate rooms and we IM each other when dinner's ready.

  Jamie Munro : Well, then let's change things. Let's start while we're in Hawaii. No laptop, no BlackBerry, no business calls. Let's really go.

  Bob Munro : No what?

• Jamie Munro : Well, if I can get Carl to sleep in the next 10 minutes - you might still have a shot tonight.

  Bob Munro : Use a mallet if you have to.

• Jamie Munro : Wine or martini?

  Bob Munro : Both, with a Prozac back.

• Todd Mallory : God, Jamie, if my ex-wife looked as good as you I'd still be in the middle of a horrible marriage.

  Jamie Munro : Thank you, Todd. What a lovely - compliment.

• Jamie Munro : We're not campers! We don't camp!

  Bob Munro : Why not?

  Jamie Munro : Why? Why not? Well, for one thing, we like to shower.

  Bob Munro : Well, it's got a shower. You and I will go out right now and take a shower together.

• Jamie Munro : We were gonna take naps! Hotel room, afternoon, lock the door - naps.

  Bob Munro : Oh, the good naps.

  Jamie Munro : Yeah! How are we gonna do that in an RV?

  Bob Munro : I'll drive slowly.

• Jamie Munro : [singing]  C'mon and turn it on, wind it up, blow it out, GTO...

• Jamie Munro : Bob, do you know where you stay when you take an RV trip?

  Bob Munro : Where?

  Jamie Munro : RV camps. Honey, try to remember, we're not friendly!

• Jamie Munro : I want Hawaii!

  Bob Munro : All right, we'll go to Hawaii. At Christmas. Then it will just be us and a lot of Jewish people. We'll have all the ham to ourselves.

• Jamie Munro : I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone.

• Bob Munro : I'm not so ill equipped to handle an emergency as some people may think.

  Jamie Munro : No one said you were ill equipped.

  Bob Munro : You know it, baby.

• Bob Munro : [the family walks outside]  Oh, hi.

  Jamie Munro : What is that?

  Bob Munro : [Turns around]  It's an RV.

  Jamie Munro : And why is it in front of our house?

  Bob Munro : We're taking it on vacation.

  Carl Munro : To Hawaii?

  Bob Munro : Nope, that doesn't float, Colorado.