Dana Snyder: Master Shake
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Quotes
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Master Shake : Now this square is the... man.
Meatwad : Ok.
Master Shake : This circle here, that's a uterus.
Meatwad : That's what it looks like?
Master Shake : Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...
Meatwad : Mmhmm.
Master Shake : because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.
Meatwad : Wel... and where do they go?
Master Shake : All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.
Meatwad : And that there is the exposed crotches?
Master Shake : I told you that's the chair and the spatula.
Meatwad : I knew it.
Master Shake : Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.
Meatwad : Ooh... that feels good.
Master Shake : Yeah, I never tire of it.
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Frylock : Oh what, you've never seen a bra before?
Master Shake : Not with the BOOB MEAT inside of it!
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[to a creaturezoid in a tank of water]
Master Shake : What's a matter? Too faggy to come and get me?
[creaturezoid gets angry and starts pounding against the tank]
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Master Shake : And so Frylock is with us... in a manner of speaking... but he would never recover his smartness. That's why I have to cut up his food for him.
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[Frylock has died]
Time Lincoln : You know, I don't advertise this, but I can bring him back to life.
Master Shake : Ha ha! Yeah right! I bet you can't!
Time Lincoln : Oh yeah? How much you wanna bet, bro?
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Frylock : Shake, not all women are into muscles.
Master Shake : Well, the beautiful ones are. The ones in Miami.
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Master Shake : [flexing] Hooah, lookit these guns!
[fart]
Master Shake : Oops. I just pooped a little bit.
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Master Shake : [after beating on the Insanoflex egg with a crowbar which has hatched a baby Insanoflex] See, I get shit done!
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Master Shake : We're here to throw down!
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Master Shake : That's what gets me off.
