John Tucker Must Die (2006)

Chelan Simmons: Crying Waitress

Quotes 

• Kate : I don't get it. I mean, these girls all seem so confident and cool. How do they not know that John's cheating on all of them?

  Crying Waitress : He's a total operator. He goes out with girls from different cliques so that they never actually talk to each other.

  [chuckles] 

  Crying Waitress : And then he tells them that his father won't let him date during basketball season so they'll have to keep it a secret.

  Kate : How'd you learn all this stuff?

  Crying Waitress : [sobbing]  I don't know, just a guess.

  [runs away crying]