- Gavin Gore: Why should I listen to you? That guy doesn't even have a shirt on!
- Shirts Jokum: Well I'm rubber and you're glue and whatever you says... bounces...
- Gavin Gore: What did you tell your parents to get off restriction Maynard?
- Maynard Keyes: That I was going to do drugs and kill myself if they didn't let me go.
- Gavin Gore: I should try that sometime.
- Maynard Keyes: Yeah. Now next year I get to miss school twice a week to see a therapist.
- Gavin Gore: Awesome.