Enchanted (2007)
James Marsden: Prince Edward
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Quotes
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Prince Edward : Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.
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Prince Edward : [threatening Robert with his sword] Have you any last words before I dispatch you?
Robert : You have got to be kidding me!
Prince Edward : Strange words!
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Prince Edward : Giselle!
[leaps off a bridge, begins to sing]
Prince Edward : I've been dreaming of a...
[a group of cyclists collide with Prince Edward, everyone collapses]
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Prince Edward : [talking to a TV] Magic Mirror. I beg you. Tell me where she is!
Mary Ilene Caselotti : [on TV] Reporting from 116th and Broadway.
Prince Edward : One hundred and sixteenth and Broadway!
[hugs the TV]
Prince Edward : Thank you mirror!
[kisses it and runs off]
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Prince Edward : Go ahead, Pip. What is it you want to say?
Pip in New York : [clears his throat, squeaks] You with me.
[rubs "hands" together and points to Nathaniel, trying to tell Edward that Nathaniel is a traitor]
Prince Edward : Nathaniel?
Pip in New York : [squeaking] Uh-huh. Nathaniel.
Prince Edward : Nathaniel's glad to have me near.
Pip in New York : [squeaking] No-no-no-no-no!
[imitates Nathaniel and then scurries to a soda cup indicating that he saw Nathaniel talking to Narissa in a boiling pot and made three apples appear]
Pip in New York : Broop, broop, broop.
Pip in New York : [takes a piece of ice as if it were an apple. Imitates Nathaniel again] Giselle.
[imitates Giselle singing "True Love's Kiss"]
Prince Edward : Oh, I know this one.
Pip in New York : [as Nathaniel] Apple?
[as Giselle]
Pip in New York : No, thank you.
[as Nathaniel]
Pip in New York : It's good.
[as Giselle]
Pip in New York : Oh, okay.
[crunches on the ice and imitates death and then strikes a "tada" pose and waits for Edward's interpretation]
Prince Edward : You feel you'd die without me here.
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Queen Narissa : [after being accused of poisoning Giselle] Why would I ever align myself with that buffoon? I mean, think about it. Why...?
Prince Edward : Silence! You lying, murderous wretch! When we return home, Andalasia shall know of your treachery. Your days as queen will be over!
Queen Narissa : Take my crown? Don't you think that's a bit melodramatic, dear?
Prince Edward : I don't know what "melodramatic" means, but you'll be removed from the throne, Narissa. I will see to it.
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Prince Edward : [holds sword in front of construction worker's neck, trying to find Giselle] I seek a beautiful girl. My life partner, my one coquette, the answer to my love's duet.
Arty : [stuttering] I-I'd like to find one of them too, you know?
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Prince Edward : [singing] Yes, there's a maid somewhere I've never met/ Who was made...
Giselle : [smiles, realizes she wasn't paying attention to what he was singing]
Prince Edward : [prompting] ... who was made...
[pauses, and then prompts in a soprano]
Prince Edward : ... to finish...
Giselle : What's wrong?
Prince Edward : You're not singing.
Giselle : Oh. Oh, no I'm not. Well, I was just thinking.
Prince Edward : [perplexed] Think-ing...?
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Giselle : I was just thinking.
Prince Edward : Think-ing?
Giselle : Before we leave, there's one thing I would love to do.
Prince Edward : Well, name it my love, and it is done.
Giselle : I want to go on a date.
Prince Edward : A date!
Prince Edward : What's a date?
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[Prince Edward rides on top of an MTA New York City Transit bus thinking it is a steel beast]
Prince Edward : You've met your match, you foul bellowing beast!
[He takes his sword and stabs it through the roof of the bus, the blade also ripping open an old lady's bag in the process]
Bus Driver : [stops the bus] Everybody stay on the bus.
Prince Edward : Giselle? My love?
Pip in New York : Giselle?
Prince Edward : Right. The steel beast is dead, peasants! I've set you all free!
Bus Driver : [gets off the bus and yells at Edward] Are you crazy? Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me? You get down here RIGHT NOW!
Nathaniel : Madam, allow me...
Prince Edward : Nathaniel, old friend!
Nathaniel : Sire, may I suggest that you, uh...
Bus Driver : You? A friend a' his? Crazy tight-wearin'... Are you tryin' to mess up my route?
[Pip jumps onto her forehead, and mimics her]
Bus Driver : I'll tear you both apart! Don't you roll your eyes at me, you...
[Nathaniel points at Pip, causing the driver to look up]
Bus Driver : A RAT! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
[She goes berserk and tries to get Pip off of her]
Prince Edward : Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk.
Nathaniel : Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere for your bride?
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[Prince Edward knocks on a random door in Robert's apartment building, trying to find Giselle]
Pregnant Woman with Kids : [taking in Edward's "Prince Charming" getup] ... You're too late.
Prince Edward : [stricken] My apologies.
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Giselle : Oh, it's you.
Prince Edward : Yes, it's me. And you are?
Giselle : Giselle.
Prince Edward : Oh, Giselle! We shall be married in the morning!
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Nathaniel : Sire, do you like yourself?
Prince Edward : What's not to like?
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[Prince Edward sits on a remote control and sees the TV turn on]
Prince Edward : It seems as if this box controls the Magic Mirror.
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Prince Edward : Nathaniel likes the way I leap?
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Prince Edward : Fear not, Giselle! I will rescue you!
Pip in Andalasia : Yeah, but who's gonna rescue MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
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Prince Edward : I'm handsome even when I sleep?
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Prince Edward : Why so sad, beautiful lady?
Nancy Tremaine : [holds up Giselle's lost shoe] She forgot her shoe. Figures.
Prince Edward : May I?
[Edward places the shoe on Nancy's foot]
Prince Edward : It's a perfect fit.
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[Pip rolls up to Edward in a hamster ball]
Prince Edward : Pip! You'd like to finally be released... to help Giselle... to best the beast. Why didn't you say so in the first place?
[Pip groans and facepalms as Edward opens the hamster ball to let him out]
Pip in New York : Thank you.
