Underdog (2007)
Jason Lee: Underdog
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Quotes
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[from trailer]
Shoeshine Boy : Y'know, you never see dogs hurting each other for money.
Jack : You never see people sniffing each other's butts.
Shoeshine Boy : Touché.
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Shoeshine Boy : When I'm bored, I just chase my tail. If you're lucky, you throw up, and BINGO, lunch part two!
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Jack : It's time to teach you some manners.
Shoeshine Boy : Right. I'm going to learn manners from a guy who pees in my white porcelain drinking bowl.
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Small Boy : Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird.
Woman : It's a plane.
Man : It's a frog.
Crowd : A frog?
Shoeshine Boy : It's not a bird, or a plane, or even frog. It's just little old me, Underdog.
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Shoeshine Boy : There's no need to worry, Underdog is furry!
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Shoeshine Boy : There's no need for fright. Underdog can bite.
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Shoeshine Boy : [starting to speak] Give the dog your food!
Jack : Aaaaaaahhhhh!
Shoeshine Boy : Aaaaaaahhhhh!
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Shoeshine Boy : He says he thinks they should see other people. She says... Wait people eat that too
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Shoeshine Boy : [to Underdog] You're like Superman with a flea collar.
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Dr. Simon Barsinister : [to the German shepherds] Bad dog!
Shoeshine Boy : There are no bad dogs, only bad owners!
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Shoeshine Boy : Destiny's a fumny thing. It'll creep up on you when you least expect it.
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Shoeshine Boy : Don't tell your cat buddies about this because I have a reputation to uphold.
Cat : Freak.
Shoeshine Boy : Yup I thought that was you.
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Shoeshine Boy : [Showing clips of the original Underdog cartoons]
[first lines]
Shoeshine Boy : Ladies and gentlemen this is Simon Bar Sinister the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and crazy. Simon and his wacky henchman Cad schemed to rule the universe. But each time they were foiled by me the greatest superhero who ever lived. Underdog!
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Jack : Did you hear something?
Shoeshine Boy : No, did you?
Jack : [slowly turns his head to Shoeshine Boy] Did you just talk?
Shoeshine Boy : Huh? What? Hmm?
[Jack becomes shocked]
Shoeshine Boy : Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. You can understand me?
Jack : AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Shoeshine Boy : AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Shoeshine Boy : [to the toy fox] Are you all right? Are you okay? Can you hear me? Come on, little buddy. Breathe.
[Cad and the thief surrounds him]
Shoeshine Boy : Hey, guys, back off. He needs some space.
Jewelry Thief : I'll give you some space.
Shoeshine Boy : No, I said give me some *space*!
[Shoeshine kicks up and the thief lands on the jewelry counter stand with glass brokened. Cad runs away]
Shoeshine Boy : Hang tight, little buddy. I'll get some help.
