The Smurfs (2011)

Neil Patrick Harris: Patrick Winslow

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Quotes 

• Patrick Winslow : SMURF, SMURF, SMURFETY, SMURF!

  [all the Smurfs are shocked] 

  Gutsy : There is no call for that sort of language, laddie!

• Papa : Well, Master Winslow, thank you. You saved my whole family.

  Patrick Winslow : Actually, I think it was the other way around.

  Papa : Well, I should get going. I've got a Smurf village to rebuild. Your village has given me some ideas...

  [Patrick and Papa Smurf hug] 

  Patrick Winslow : Goodbye, Papa.

  Papa : Goodbye... papa.

• Papa : I'm sorry, Master Winslow, but we badly need to borrow your stargazer.

  Patrick Winslow : I don't have a stargazer, okay? It's not something people of this century just have, especially here.

  Grouchy : Not happy.

  Patrick Winslow : Now if you excuse me, I have to work.

  Papa : Well, perhaps we can sing to help things along. And then we'll get the stargazer. Come along, Smurfs.

  [La la la la la la Sing, a happy song La la la la la la Smurf the whole day long] 

  Patrick Winslow : Stop. Stop! Come on. None of you find that song just the tiniest bit annoying?

  Grouchy : I find it annoying.

  Papa : Well, what do you sing at work?

  Patrick Winslow : I don't sing at work.

  Smurfette : [gasps]  What?

  Gutsy : And you have to wear a leash. Harsh.

  Smurfette : I know. How about if we hum?

  [they begin humming the song] 

  Patrick Winslow : Please stop humming.

• Grouchy : [about to leave New York]  I hated it... so much less than I expected.

  Patrick Winslow : Bye, Grouchy.

  Grouchy : Don't get me wrong, I still hate it here!

• Patrick Winslow : Do you guys drink coffee?

  Papa : Is a Smurf's butt blue?

• Patrick Winslow : So, tell me... that weird guy in the tatty bathrobe, at the toy store?

  Papa : Gargamel?

  Patrick Winslow : He's not really a wizard, is he?

  Papa : Not the smartest of sorcerers, but dangerous just the same! Back home, I could hold him at bay with a spell or two. But here, without my books and potions... well, today we got lucky, but next time who knows?

  Patrick Winslow : What are you gonna do?

  Papa : I'll do anything and everything I can do to get my Smurfs home! I won't ever give up! They're my family, and you never give up on your family!

• Patrick Winslow : Doesn't it freak you out sometimes? I mean, all those little guys depending on you... I mean, what if you screw up? How do you know when you're ready?

  Papa : Let me ask you something: why did you come for us today when your Grace called?

  Patrick Winslow : She needed me, and I heard it in her voice.

  Papa : That's what being a papa is. It comes time, you just do.

  [points at his head] 

  Papa : Knowing what to do doesn't come from here... it comes from here, where it matters most.

  [points at Patrick's belly] 

  Patrick Winslow : My spleen?

  Papa : No, your heart! I'm trying to have a moment here, you whippersnapper!

  Patrick Winslow : You're a good papa, Papa.

  Papa : You'll be a good one, too.

• Papa : [laughs]  Here, come sit on Papa's lap!

  Patrick Winslow : Uh...

  Papa : Oh, yeah. Right. Scratch that.

  Patrick Winslow : Yeah, probably not the best idea...

• Patrick Winslow : And you're all named after your personalities? Do you get your names when you're born or after you've exhibited certain traits?

  Smurfs : Yes!

• Patrick Winslow : To review, you guys come from a magic forest where you live in oversized mushrooms...

  Papa : Yes.

  Patrick Winslow : ...and you're being chased by an evil wizard...

  Papa : Yeah.

  Patrick Winslow : ...and you're trapped in New York until there's a blue moon...

  Papa : Very good.

  Patrick Winslow : ...and you like to use the extremely imprecise term "smurf" for just about everything.

  Brainy : Smurf-xactly!