Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)

Will.i.am: Moto Moto

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Quotes 

• Melman : No, no that's not it. Listen Mototo, you'd better treat this lady like a queen. Because you, you my friend... have found the perfect woman. If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect woman, I would give her flowers every day. And not just any flowers, okay? Her favorites are orchids. White. And I would bring her breakfast every day. Six loaves of wheat bread with butter on both sides. No crusts. Just the way she likes it. I'd be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend. And I'd spend every day thinking of ways to make her laugh. She has the most... amazing laugh. That's what I would do, if I were you. But I'm not. So you do it.

  Moto Moto : Uhhh... What? Aaaanyways, where were we?

  Gloria : [sigh]  I'm huge?

• Gloria : So you must be Moto Moto.

  Moto Moto : The name so nice when you say it twice.

  [shows three fingers] 

  Gloria : I kind of like of it, fatso.

  Moto Moto : I'll see you around, girl. It won't be hard, because you so... plumpy.

• Gloria : Any water?

  Moto Moto : No, just more diamonds and gold.

• Moto Moto : Well, I promise the answer will always be 'yes,' unless 'no' is required.

• Moto Moto : Goodness, girl... you huge.

  Gloria : Who's your friend? Or is that your butt?

• Moto Moto : My gosh, girl, you huge.

  Gloria : You said that.

  Moto Moto : Yeah. That's right. We don't have to talk no more.

  [Puckers his lips like he was going to kiss her] 

• Melman : Gloria!

  [sees Gloria and Moto Moto] 

  Melman : Gloria.

  Gloria : Melman.

  [Moto Moto turns around puckered] 

  Gloria : Melman, I... I want you to meet Moto Moto.

  Melman : Ah. Moto Moto. Yeah, nice to meet you. Well, I-I guess I...

  Gloria : It's ok, Melman. Apology accepted.

  Melman : Oh. Yeah, right, yes. That... yes. That's why I... good. Phew. Ok. That's - Well, that's it then.

  Moto Moto : You're good. We're kinda busy here, man.