I Can Do Bad All by Myself (2002 Video)
Kisha Grandy: Vianne
Quotes
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Vianne : Madea, go to your room and close the door!
Mable "Madea" Simmons : This a play, there ain't no room or door!
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Vianne : Madea, it's Aunt Myrtle!
Mable "Madea" Simmons : Who?
Vianne : Aunt Myrtle!
Mable "Madea" Simmons : Who?
Vianne : Aunt Myrtle!
Mable "Madea" Simmons : Who?
[pause]
Mable "Madea" Simmons : Who?
Vianne : [into the phone] She's up there being a hoo owl.
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Mable "Madea" Simmons : [referring to Mr. Brown] He's too saved.
Vianne : What's wrong with him being saved?
Mable "Madea" Simmons : Nothing wrong with being saved, I say he's *too* saved. He's so saved you can't say nothing to him. You ask him how you doing, he says "Praise the Lord!". You say it's a nice day, he says "Thank you Jesus!" You ever called his house?
Vianne : No.
Mable "Madea" Simmons : His answering machine says "We're not in right now, hallelujah, praise the Lord, thank you Jesus, glory to God. Leave a message at the sanctified beep. If this is a bill collector, we rebuke you in the name of Jesus!"
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Vianne : He can't be coming in here like that, it's rude.
Mable "Madea" Simmons : That's not rude, before you and him moved in here I used to walk around naked, that's rude.