Queer Duck: The Movie (2006 Video)
Jim J. Bullock: Adam Seymour 'Queer Duck' Duckstein
Quotes
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[last lines]
Queer Duck : Oh, hush yourself! Bitch!
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Queer Duck : Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey.
Queer Duck : It's just rum.
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Queer Duck : [tied to a beam] You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots.
Reverend Vandergelding : [flattered] aww, you!
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Queer Duck : We have an awful future ahead of us.
Openly Gator : What are you saying? Have you met someone else?
Queer Duck : No! No, no, no, no, no!
Lola Buzzard : [suddenly grabs him and pulls his head to her chest] Darling!
Queer Duck : Well, kind of.
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Reverend Vandergelding : [after forcing Queer Duck to drink a potion that will turn him straight] Could it be? What do you think of Cameron Diaz?
Queer Duck : [in a masculine voice] She's hot.
Reverend Vandergelding : Camryn Manheim?
Queer Duck : She's hot.
Reverend Vandergelding : Sister Wendy?
[shows a picture of an ugly old nun]
Queer Duck : [scratches his chin] I'd do her.
Reverend Vandergelding : SUCCESS!
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Reverend Vandergelding : So, how did you finally tell them you were gay?
Queer Duck : Oh, well, that's an interesting story. It all goes back to those crazy, turbulent, fabulous seventies...
[music starts]
Reverend Vandergelding : Wait a minute...
[music stops]
Reverend Vandergelding : Is this going to be a musical number? I'm mean, what is it with you people and musical numbers?
Queer Duck : Just sit back and enjoy it!
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Lola Buzzard : [after getting a Jellyfish off her] What do you think of my new look?
Queer Duck : You look like The Joker.
Lola Buzzard : I was going for it. Quick, say something to make me frown again.
Queer Duck : Bush is running for a third term.
Lola Buzzard : Christ! The country's ruined.
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Openly Gator : You can't change who you are!
Queer Duck : Well, sometimes I wish I could. Don't you?
Openly Gator : No. I am a gay man, like my father and his father before him. Now get some sleep.
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Queer Duck : [while being forced to drink a potion] No, stop! Tastes like Snapple! God, I wish I had my gag reflex back!
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Queer Duck : [in a dream sequence about when they're old and still together] Openly Gator. Where the hell is my dinner?
Openly Gator : Oh, here!
Queer Duck : [screams when he sees a dead rat on the plate] Why do we keep ordering from that Thai place?