Big Stan (2007)

Dan Haggerty: Tubby

Quotes 

• Tubby : Looks like everybody's gonna rape you.

  Stan Minton : Ok, ok... I, I, I bet I can be a racist for three to five year. A real racist. Hardcore.

  Tubby : Well good. Than you can join the Nazi's.

  Stan Minton : Excellent.

  Tubby : Then you'll only be raped by the other Nazi's.

  Stan Minton : [shouting]  Raped by Nazi's? No way!

• Tubby : You might as well buy a welcome mat, strap it to your asshole, say 'I'm open for business'.

  [laughs]