- Bluto: Hello.
- The Cow: Well, well, well.
- Bluto: You can talk!
- The Cow: That's cause you're outta your mind.
- Bluto: You see a girl?
- The Cow: She went that way.
- Bluto: Thanks.
- [Starts to run off]
- The Cow: Wouldn't do that if I were you.
- Bluto: Why not?
- The Cow: You know you're fucked.
- Bluto: [laughs] Yeah, I know.
- The Cow: I mean dead fucked.
- Bluto: Well, you're just a fucking cow.
- The Cow: A fucking cow that can fucking talk.
- Bluto: I gotta go.
- The Cow: Yeah. Bye bye.
- [first lines]
- Tara: [as Tara looks at a photograph of her and Jake] Someone's got it bad.
- Lisa: No, I don't. It was just a... summer thing.
- Tara: That's why you're travelling 5000 miles to see him.
- Lisa: It's not to see him. I'm here just like the rest of you, you know. See Ireland. Do shrooms.
- Tara: Tara, I've known you all my life and I've never even see you take an aspirin.