Jackass Number Two (2006) Poster

(2006)

Johnny Knoxville: Self, Irving Zisman

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Quotes 

  • Johnny Knoxville : [while Bam is in trailor with Cobra]  You crying?

    Bam Margera : Yeah.

  • [Bam has just been branded with a penis-shaped branding iron] 

    Bam Margera : You gave me a hologram dick! There's three solid dicks, there's one half-assed one right here, and then you gave me a set of balls.

    Johnny Knoxville : But a sweet set of balls!

    Bam Margera : Rad... I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than to do that again. Goddamn!

  • Man : [Wanting to fight Knoxville]  You wanna step outside?

    Johnny Knoxville : We're already outside, numbnuts! Hahaha!

    [to his "grandson"] 

    Johnny Knoxville : He asked us if we wanted to step outside.

  • Johnny Knoxville : It's gonna hurt a lot, but it's just loud.

  • Johnny Knoxville : You alright?

    Chris Pontius : Yeah, hold on.

    Johnny Knoxville : What do you mean "hold on"? The bull's not gonna hold on!

    Chris Pontius : Ah, my fucking leg. Goddamn, these bulls are strong!

  • Johnny Knoxville : Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass.

  • [first lines] 

    Johnny Knoxville : Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!

  • Johnny Knoxville : [Johnny Knoxville hands his fake grandson a flask]  Don't hog it all you little prick...

  • Johnny Knoxville : [after getting shot by riot explosive]  Is this ok?

    [points to face] 

    Johnny Knoxville : Then we're good.

  • Bam Margera : So the guys think they're coming here for a photo shoot, but little do they know we've got a shitload of bees we're gonna put through the sunroof and we've rigged the locks so they can't get out.

    Johnny Knoxville : And when they do get out, we got some marbles waiting for them.

    Bam Margera : This is the Beehive Limo.

  • Johnny Knoxville : If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see your asshole.

  • Johnny Knoxville : I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to the moon!

    Crew Member : 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

    Bam Margera : Later!

    [Presses the launch button, causing Johnny Knoxville and the rocket to blast off and fall into the sea] 

  • Johnny Knoxville : Ok, who brought crabs to the party? Ha ha. One of the guys had crabs!

  • Johnny Knoxville : That long hair don't cover that red neck, boy.

  • Johnny Knoxville : [after taking a fall]  My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that.

  • Dave England : [gets knocked out by a large airbag]  Ah... fuckin' shit... what was that shit? It's fuckin' in my eyes...

    Johnny Knoxville : Oh! Oooo!

    Dave England : Uh... what the fuck was that?

    Johnny Knoxville : Oh my...

    Dave England : I fuckin' don't understand... what the fuck did you do to me? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

    Johnny Knoxville : Uh... are you...

    Dave England : You're fuckin' me up man!

    Johnny Knoxville : Let's go inside man!

    Dave England : Oh FUCK DUDE... I... that was fuckin' CRAZY!

  • Manny Puig : The anaconda is the largest snake in the world. It feeds on large animals and can kill grown men within minutes. Wee-Man, probably in seconds.

    Johnny Knoxville : Why would you say that right before we film?

  • Johnny Knoxville : Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is the Anaconda Ball Pit.

    [Wee Man hits him in the groin] 

    Johnny Knoxville : FUCK! I have on a cup and that still hurts!

  • Johnny Knoxville : [preparing Steve-O for the butt chug]  I'm staring right down Main St. and it's not looking any good at all.

  • Johnny Knoxville : You have no hair on your ass.

    Ryan Dunn : It is pretty.

  • Johnny Knoxville : This is REALLY gonna suck!

  • Man : [after seeing Knoxville's, as Irving Zisman, "grandson" smoking a cigarette]  Hey man, is that a real light?

    Slater Davis : Piss off, man!

    Man : Is it?

    Johnny Knoxville : He said "piss off"!

  • Johnny Knoxville : [shows Ehren a text message]  Look at this. This is from Derek. "OK, who brought crabs to the party? Fuck me." Ha ha.

    Ehren McGhehey : [vomits] 

  • Johnny Knoxville : [after Steve-O does the butt chug]  He's peeing like a girl!

  • Johnny Knoxville : [while gagging after Pontius drinks the horse semen]  I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then.

  • Johnny Knoxville : Doc, can you help us?

    Indian Doctor : Uh, yeah, why not?

  • Johnny Knoxville : This is the Toro Totter. It's me and Pontius vs. Dunn and Bam - and the last guy on the Totter is the winner.

    Chris Pontius : It's gonna be a blood bath.

  • Bam Margera : The boys think they're arriving for a photo shoot, but little do they know we've got a shitload of bees we're gonna put through the sunroof, and we've rigged the locks so they cant get out.

    Johnny Knoxville : And when they do get out we've got some marbles waiting for 'em.

    Bam Margera : This is the Beehive Limo.

  • [Just before the second attempt at "big red rocket"] 

    Johnny Knoxville : Even if the rocket doesn't blow up on me this time, there's really not a lot of great ways for it to end, anyway.

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