Jackass Number Two (2006) Poster

Bam Margera: Self

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Quotes 

  • Bam Margera : Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3".

  • Johnny Knoxville : [while Bam is in trailor with Cobra]  You crying?

    Bam Margera : Yeah.

  • Bam Margera : Ape, I got a muffed-up ass butt!

    April Margera : I know, and you had the cutest butt ever and now you ruined it!

    Bam Margera : No, Dick Farm Dunn ruined it.

  • [Bam has just been branded with a penis-shaped branding iron] 

    Bam Margera : You gave me a hologram dick! There's three solid dicks, there's one half-assed one right here, and then you gave me a set of balls.

    Johnny Knoxville : But a sweet set of balls!

    Bam Margera : Rad... I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than to do that again. Goddamn!

  • April Margera : [after seeing the brand on Bam's ass]  You're going to have that for life!

    Bam Margera : No shit!

  • Bam Margera : [after the Yak Charge]  That couldn't have gone any better. I didn't know Knoxville could do back flips.

  • Bam Margera : So the guys think they're coming here for a photo shoot, but little do they know we've got a shitload of bees we're gonna put through the sunroof and we've rigged the locks so they can't get out.

    Johnny Knoxville : And when they do get out, we got some marbles waiting for them.

    Bam Margera : This is the Beehive Limo.

  • Johnny Knoxville : I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to the moon!

    Crew Member : 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

    Bam Margera : Later!

    [Presses the launch button, causing Johnny Knoxville and the rocket to blast off and fall into the sea] 

  • Ryan Dunn : [Johnny Knoxville is about to be launched with the rocket]  This isn't the best idea.

    Bam Margera : Yes it is...

  • Bam Margera : Here we are at some random-ass ranch and this is the Brand. And it's gonna suck!

  • Bam Margera : [after getting shot by riot explosive]  I'm crying. I'm a fucking skateboarder and I'm getting shot.

  • Bam Margera : Can somebody make a dick run?

  • Bam Margera : [Johnny Knoxville is about to be launched in the air]  I'm scared just watching him, I want a Lance helmet!

  • Bam Margera : We're here at April and Phil's house and I'm gonna present them the branded dick on my butt. No let me rephrase that - DICKS!

  • Bam Margera : It's time to play a game with a bunch of these medicine balls, and they're heavy as shit!

  • Bam Margera : [Before plunging Steve-O]  You better shit piss, asswipe!

  • Bam Margera : You fuckers are asses! I don't trust anybody!

  • Bam Margera : [before the Riot Control skit]  If Knoxville goes in there, I'll French kiss him.

  • Bam Margera : The boys think they're arriving for a photo shoot, but little do they know we've got a shitload of bees we're gonna put through the sunroof, and we've rigged the locks so they cant get out.

    Johnny Knoxville : And when they do get out we've got some marbles waiting for 'em.

    Bam Margera : This is the Beehive Limo.

  • Bam Margera : Knoxville is gonna see what the moon looks like!

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