30 Rock (2006–2013)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon, Doris, Gladys Ormphby, Jamie Garnett, Young Margaret Lemon

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• Liz Lemon : Why are you wearing a tux?

  Jack : It's after 6 o'clock Lemon. What am I, a farmer?

• Jack : All of my summer replacement shows were big hits: "America's Next Top Pirate", "Are You Stronger Than a Dog?", "MILF Island"...

  Liz Lemon : "MILF Island"?

  Jack : Twenty-five super-hot moms, 50 eighth-grade boys, no rules.

  Liz Lemon : Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?

  Jack : That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF.

• Jack : Lemon, I'm impressed. You're beginning to think like a businessman.

  Liz Lemon : A businesswoman.

  Jack : I don't think that's a word.

• Jack : We are lovers.

  Liz Lemon : That word bums me out unless it's between the words "meat" and "pizza".

• Liz Lemon : Hey, nerds! Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.

• Liz Lemon : Jay Z was right about New York. Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

• Liz Lemon : You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.

• Tracy Jordan : So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?

  Liz Lemon : I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do

• Liz Lemon : [singing]  Workin' on my night cheese!

• [repeated line] 

  Liz Lemon : I want to go to there.

• Liz Lemon : [Liz is calling a co-op board and getting more drunk] 

  [10:20 PM] 

  Liz Lemon : Hey, it's Liz Lemon. This message is for the co-op board, I guess This is the number you gave me, I hope it's not fake. 'Cause you accepted my bid and I haven't heard from you. But I'm doing great. I bought a German television studio today.

  Liz Lemon : [10:55 PM]  Does everyone know that you're a bunch of liars or should I tell them myself, because I know a lot of people.

  Liz Lemon : [11:14 PM]  You know what? I'm fine. Because I know who I am. You, I feel sorry for you, co-op board

  Liz Lemon : [12:01 AM] 

  [Liz is on the floor of her bathroom] 

  Liz Lemon : I AM GOING TO THE HOSPITAL! AND I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

  Liz Lemon : [12:03 AM]  I'm just confused. It seems weird to me that you would still be advertising the apartment after you accepted my offer.

  Liz Lemon : [2:15 AM] 

  [Liz is singing] 

  Liz Lemon : And I'm here to remind you...

  Liz Lemon : [7:00 AM]  You know what? I've moved on. I bought a whole bunch of apartments. I bought a black apartment.

• Liz Lemon : Shut it down, dealbreaker!

• Liz Lemon : I know who I am. I know I'm not the funnest person in the group. I'm not the one you call when you want to go clubbing on the town and party dance all night.

  Jack : Why are you speaking like a Persian immigrant?

• [repeated line] 

  Liz Lemon : Blurg.

• Liz Lemon : [singing]  I'm a star! I'm on top! Somebody bring me some ham!

• Pete : [Tending to one of three cast members who have been rendered unfilmable for that week's episode]  Liz Taylor really messed him up! He might have brain damage.

  Liz Lemon : God. Maybe the musical guest can do some extra songs this week. Who is it?

  Pete : James Blunt.

  Liz Lemon : Ugghh.

• [repeated line] 

  Liz Lemon : What the what?

• Tracy Jordan : Liz Lemon! I can't believe they put what you said in the paper.

  Liz Lemon : Shh! How do you know about that?

  [Liz looks at Tracy's newspaper] 

  Liz Lemon : This is a "Cathy" cartoon.

  Tracy Jordan : Yeah, that cartoon copied exactly what you said the other day.

  Liz Lemon : [Flashback to Liz]  Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Aack!

• Liz Lemon : Where's my sandwich?

• Liz Lemon : Where are you headed with this?