Mystery Science Theater 3000: Poopie! (Video 1995) - Michael J. Nelson as Mike Nelson

Crow T. Robot : Uh, Mike? Um, I would like to ask you for... Servo's hand in marriage!

Mike Nelson : [distracted] Sure, I don't see why...

[He exclaims in disgust and drops the magazine]

Mike Nelson : What?

Crow T. Robot : [forgetting the next line] Uh, well, um...

[He clears his throat]

Crow T. Robot : Yeah.

Tom Servo : Yeah.

Crow T. Robot : Yeah.

Tom Servo : Yeah. We'll have sex, Mike, in a big way.
Mike Nelson : Hello and welcome, today I'm making Indian saffron soup, and if you've never had it, it's absolutely wonderful, now I was just adding a few ingredients, so let's get going here. First, look at this.

[He starts sawing away at Crow's crest]

Mike Nelson : Look at this right here. A beautiful robot net... Holy shit, is this thing stuck on!
Mike Nelson : You know, I can't promise that I personally will be turning my crank to Frank but I can see how there are people who-

[At this very moment Crow had been shaking his head and his crest came off]

Tom Servo : Hm?

Crow T. Robot : [deadpan] What the fuck?

Tom Servo : Please, web wrangler, web wrangler.

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson