- [René and Mimi are embracing each other]
- Mimi Labonq: I cannot hear your heart.
- René Artois: That is because you are listening to my appendix.
- [Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen are playing poker]
- Herr Otto Flick: How dare you try to bluff a senior Gestapo officer with a pair of tens? I have won.
- Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen: Am I allowed to see your hand, Herr Flick?
- Herr Otto Flick: No. You have lost. I get your Gestapo pen and pencil set.