'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)
Gruber Does Some Mincing (1986)
Gorden Kaye: René Artois
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Quotes
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Col. Von Strom : René, these muscles, they're not good. Is your wife using a new spice?
Capt. Hans Geering : such as hair tonic?
René : they come from the usual harbor, dear Coronel. I think perhaps one of your submarines is leaking a little diesel oil, due to the fact that the RAF blew it up.
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Lt. Hubert Gruber : Herr Flick believes that you know the whereabouts of the sausage containing the real painting of the Fallen Madonna...
René : With the big...
Lt. Hubert Gruber : Correct. He has given me the task of trying to ring this information out of you. If you do not cooperate, I have been ordered... I can not say it.
René : Go one lieutenant, say it, what have you been ordered to do?
Lt. Hubert Gruber : Drive my little tank from where it is parked, into your garden in the back.
René : What is so terrible about that?
Lt. Hubert Gruber : In a strait line, threw your café.
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René : Are you an artist?
Lt. Hubert Gruber : Well, I have, leanings, you know.