'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

Herr Flick's Revenge (1985)

Kenneth Connor: Monsieur Alfonse

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Quotes 

• Monsieur Alfonse : [René has returned to the café disguised as a resistance girl]  Thank God he is safe. The bravest transvestite in all of France.

• [Edith has just performed a song in the café] 

  Monsieur Alfonse : Oh madame - you have a voice in a million.

  [Alfonse kisses her hand as she sits beside him] 

  Edith : When we are married, I will sing to you every night.

  Monsieur Alfonse : Ah, but Madame Edith, it may not be appropriate. After all, our bedroom is above the mortuary.

  Edith : Oh, forgive me, I was forgetting. I could hum "Ave Maria" unaccompanied?

  Monsieur Alfonse : You probably would be.