'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

Herr Flick's Revenge (1985)

Carmen Silvera: Edith Artois

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Quotes 

• Madame Fanny : [Officer Crabtree enters room]  Edith, who is the fuze with the bad French?

  Edith : He is an expert on escaping, from London.

  Madame Fanny : Are things so bad in London?

• Edith : [disguised in a funeral procession with Fanny pretending to be dead]  Do not speak like that to my mother! You must be kind to her. It was your idea she should be the corpse.

  René : She is the nearest thing we have.

• [Edith has just performed a song in the café] 

  Monsieur Alfonse : Oh madame - you have a voice in a million.

  [Alfonse kisses her hand as she sits beside him] 

  Edith : When we are married, I will sing to you every night.

  Monsieur Alfonse : Ah, but Madame Edith, it may not be appropriate. After all, our bedroom is above the mortuary.

  Edith : Oh, forgive me, I was forgetting. I could hum "Ave Maria" unaccompanied?

  Monsieur Alfonse : You probably would be.