'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

Swiftly and with Style (1985)

Arthur Bostrom: Officer Crabtree

Quotes 

• Officer Crabtree : I have good nose.

  René : Yes, you are very handsome...

  Officer Crabtree : The troon has been bummed by the RAF.

• René : Well, how many pairs of knock-- knickers do you require?

  Officer Crabtree : At least farty, or even fifty.

  René : I will try for 50.