'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

The Flying Nun (1987)

Gorden Kaye: René Artois

Quotes 

• René : [with French accent]  The Germans will invade soon and the British will surrender.

  Flying Officer Carstairs : [together with British accents]  Jolly good show.

  Flying Officer Fairfax : [with British accents]  Bang on.

  René : They have no idea what I'm talking about.

• René : [Monsiuer Alfonse has just caught René & Yvette hugging]  But a Frenchman does not tell on another Frenchman.

  Monsieur Alfonse : This is true, but I have Belgian blood on my mothers side.

• Lt. Hubert Gruber : What special Saint's day is this?

  Edith : It is the patron saint of all the innkeepers

  René : That is right, yes, Saint Inebriata.