- Lt. Hubert Gruber: [Lt Grubber in turret of Sd.Kfz.222 assembling towns people] Pay attention! You will follow me in my little tank. Runaways and stragglers will be shot with my big gun. Attention!
- Lt. Hubert Gruber: [Rotates turret forward] Clarence, forwards.
- Lt. Hubert Gruber: [motor doesn't start, he drops down inside, has muffled discussion, pops back up and rotates turret back around] I think I need a little push.
- Col. Von Strom: ...Herr Flick is in the nick.
- René: What for?
- Col. Von Strom: For spying on me, wearing Helga's cloths.
- René: Why were you wearing Helga's clothes?
- Col. Von Strom: I wasn't wearing Helga's cloths. He was wearing Helga's cloths.
- Mimi Labonq: Tears will not help him. Only a bold brave plan can save him now, and we do not have one.
- Capt. Bertorelli: Heil Mussolini.
- Capt. Bertorelli: [Blank stares from everyone else] Mussolini never go well.