'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

The Sausage in the Trousers (1987)

Gorden Kaye: René Artois

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Quotes 

• Michelle Dubois : [Michelle enters the café, asks in hushed tone]  Are we alone?

  René : [looks around]  Apart from 4 customers, 2 of my staff and 1 of yours, yes.

• Michelle Dubois : The sticks of dynamite will be concealed in special compartments in his trousers.

  René : How will I know this man?

  Michelle Dubois : He will be walking very gingerly.

  Lt. Hubert Gruber : [moments after Michelle leaves]  You will notice that I am walking rather gingerly.

  René : Do not tell me that you have dynamite in your trousers

  Lt. Hubert Gruber : René, do not listen to gossip.