21 Jump Street (TV Series)
Champagne High (1988)
Peter DeLuise: Officer Doug Penhall
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Quotes
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Off. Doug Penhall : [Sawyer has Wally in a headlock] Put him down.
Jerome Sawyer : Eat it!
Off. Doug Penhall : You must wanna see what the inside of your neck looks like!
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Bus Driver : Where's your pass?
Off. Doug Penhall : My dog ate it.
Officer Tom Hanson : I got the same dog!
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Off. Doug Penhall : Full wedgie removal! I perfected that move myself, in summer camp, July '75!
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Off. Doug Penhall : [to Wally] We can't protect you for the rest of your life, you gotta learn to take care of yourself!
[Raises his voice]
Off. Doug Penhall : C'mon, be a man!
Officer Tom Hanson : We salute you!
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Off. Doug Penhall : We don't want money. We want... lunch!
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Off. Doug Penhall : [Seeing all of Drew's stolen merchandise] You've been a busy camper!
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Wally : Can I ask you something?
Off. Doug Penhall : Think you wanna take that chance?
Wally : I wanna make you a business proposition. I'll pay you $25 per week to be my bodyguard, and keep these guys from South Central off me.
Off. Doug Penhall : Go away!
Wally : Ok, 40 bucks! Alright, 75 dollars! Now, that is my allowance for the week! Look, my dad owns a stereo store. I can get you stuff for free if you want. C'mon man, they don't leave me alone! I don't even do anything!
Off. Doug Penhall : You got a problem with your hearing?
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Mr. Wickenton : You'll be surprised how often you can reduce everyday activities into algebraic equations.
Off. Doug Penhall : Yeah, I find myself doing that all the time!
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Officer Judy Hoffs : [Ricky has given Judy a necklace] Now what do you think, I'd see some jewelry and all of a sudden get hot for him?
Off. Doug Penhall : That's the way it usually works.
Officer Judy Hoffs : Choke on it, Penhall!
Off. Doug Penhall : No, I'm serious! Eleventh grade, Winnie Bolen. Red haired, flat-chested wench with a mouth like yesterday's garbage.
Officer Harry Truman Ioki : A rare find these days!
Off. Doug Penhall : Only she didn't know I was alive, so I bought her this amazing gold ID bracelet. Spent everything I made caddying that summer. Must have been about three hundred bucks.
Officer Harry Truman Ioki : You spent three hundred bucks on some high school girl?
Off. Doug Penhall : Ioki, I was in love! Once she saw that bracelet, so was she!
Officer Judy Hoffs : And just how long did this relationship grounded in trust and friendship last?
Off. Doug Penhall : Three weeks.
[Judy rolls her eyes]
Off. Doug Penhall : It's still the best three weeks of my life!