21 Jump Street (TV Series)
Champagne High (1988)
Charlie Stratton: Lane Ketchum
Quotes
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Captain Adam Fuller : Y'know, I wish you were my kid Lane.
Lane Ketchum : Yeah?
Captain Adam Fuller : Yeah! You wouldn't smile for a week!
Lane Ketchum : If I was your kid, I'd be living in a house the size of my game room!
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Drew Wilder : [It's midday and Drew is still in bed sleeping. The phone on the nightstand rings and he answers it] Yeah?
Lane Ketchum : [On the car phone] Hey, what are you doing? Are you sick or something?
Drew Wilder : I'm sleeping.
Lane Ketchum : Sleeping? Drew, it's lunchtime! Put on a tie...
Carly : [Carly snatches the car phone from Lane] Drew, you missed your history midterm, you idiot!
Drew Wilder : Yeah I know, I kinda felt like blowing it off.
Carly : [In disbelief] You felt like blowing off your midterm?
Lane Ketchum : [Taking the car phone back] Drew, I'm proud of you!
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Lane Ketchum : You guys wanna see a movie?
Drew Wilder : You guys go ahead, I gotta go.
Lane Ketchum : Drew, c'mon! Nobody studies 7 nights a week, it's not natural!
Drew Wilder : I'm the future leader of tomorrow - I gotta be ready!
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Mr. Wickenton : If Mike delivers an average of 33 newspapers every 6 minutes, and Larry delivers an average of 22 newspapers every 8 minutes, working together, how long is it going to take them to deliver 248 newspapers? Lane?
Lane Ketchum : Why don't you ask someone who is gonna do it for a living?
Mr. Wickenton : Because I'm asking YOU, Lane!
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Lane Ketchum : [Seeing Ricky staring at Judy] Listen, Ricky. You think you could find your way back to the Coke machine and bring me my drink?
Ricky : Yeah, I think so.
Officer Judy Hoffs : Gee, you're so sensitive, Lane!
Lane Ketchum : I'm just asking the guy to do his job!
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Lane Ketchum : [Trying on some sunglasses at the mall] Hey, I like 'em!
Officer Judy Hoffs : Nice, how much?
Lane Ketchum : A hundred and fifty.
Officer Judy Hoffs : So buy them already. But do it fast Lane, I'm starving!
Lane Ketchum : I'll probably lose them anyway.
Officer Judy Hoffs : I'm that way about guys who DON'T buy me lunch!