21 Jump Street (TV Series)
The Dragon and the Angel (1989)
Johnny Depp: Officer Tom Hanson
Quotes
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Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Doug I know you're sorry, You know how I know? You've apologised to me 430 times! You cleaned my desk, You washed my car... You brought a whoopie cushion... You've sharpened all my pencils!
Off. Doug Penhall : Any of them need re-sharpening?
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : No! No...
Off. Doug Penhall : Well, It's just that, you know, shooting your partners just a very stupid thing to do! You gotta be a little mad at me.
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : No I'm not
Off. Doug Penhall : Oh you gotta be... You know it's very unhealthy to keep this stuff couped up, you should let some steam off get it off your chest.
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Alright! Alright. I sharpen my own pencils pal, understand? Noone sharpens my pencils but me... Noone
Off. Doug Penhall : Then you are a little mad...
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Of course I'm mad you shot me in the ass! and I'll never forgive you okay? There.
Off. Doug Penhall : Oh Wonderful, Terrific! One little mistake and you're gonna keep a grudge over me for the rest of my life? Fabulous!
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Off. Doug Penhall : I hope you don't have one already... Tada!
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : It's very nice... What is it?
Off. Doug Penhall : It's a pillow.
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Where's the rest of it?
Off. Doug Penhall : No, it's supposed to be like that... It's for guys who have...
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : What?
Off. Doug Penhall : Hemroids.
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : You hope I don't already have one? Make this go away
Off. Doug Penhall : Okay... I'll put it over here, in case you change your mind. It's right here alright?