Brian Dunkleman: Sanford Reilly

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• Sanford : [studying, with Del and Joe]  Hey, who was that president with the beard and the top hat?

  Joe : Abraham Lincoln.

  Sanford : No, this guy gave a really important speech about slavery or something.

  Joe : It's Lincoln, you moron. Lincoln delivered the Gettysburg Address.

  Sanford : You're thinking of someone else. The guy I'm talking about was involved in a big war.

  Joe : The Civil War! How stupid can you -

  Del Swanson : Uncle Sam?

  Sanford : That's it! Uncle Sam. Thanks, man.

  Del Swanson : No problem. I'm kind of a history buff.