- Frank Muller: You think you're so much better than us, don't you.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Yes, but you'll evolve.
- [Dick feels that his neighbor has betrayed him]
- Sally Solomon: Dick, what's wrong?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: I don't know. There's an odd sensation moving through my body.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [he gets more and more angry until he boils over, shouting] Who the hell does that stupid sack of fat think he is, anyway!...
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [suddenly diabolical] I have a plan.
- Sally Solomon: Remember, we're not allowed to liquefy humans.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [almost insane] OK, I have another plan!
- Sally Solomon: So, does Frank know you're with me?
- Patty Muller: No, I told him I was setting a perm. Does Dick know you're with me?
- Sally Solomon: No, I injected him with a sedative. I've got at least two more hours.
- Patty Muller: Oh, we're like Thelma and Louise, except we just came to the supermarket, we haven't killed anyone.
- Sally Solomon: It's early yet.
- Tommy Solomon: I'm invoking a Supreme Directive. I'll need witnesses.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: What is it?
- Tommy Solomon: I want you to remember who you are.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: I'm the High Commander!
- Tommy Solomon: And what is "The High Commander's Oath?"
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [quoting] "As High Commander, I vow to handle all problems with restraint and deliberation; I will strive to understand other life-forms; I will avoid aggression, and make peace with all those who piss me off."
- Sally Solomon: Oh, how exciting. I'm *so* glad I get to be the woman. Next planet I get to be something BIG... with HORNS!
- Patty Muller: I don't envy you having to take care of three men. I only got Frank, and he's a full-time job. Just once I'd like to see that man pick up a sock.
- Sally Solomon: I'd like to see men put their dirty dishes in the sink.
- Patty Muller: I'd like to see them do laundry.
- Sally Solomon: I'd like to see them crammed between two steel wheels and ground into a fine paste.
- Patty Muller: You know, I'd like to see that myself.
- Sally Solomon: You let me know.